The memory stick recently discovered in a frozen sample of Leopard Seal poo may contain the elusive Brexit strategy, a leading Leave Conservative MP claims.

Douglas Hogg, MP for South Cambridgeshire, made the deceleration on hearing that a USB stick of data had been retrieved by scientists from a faecal specimen at the National Institute of Water in New Zealand earlier this week. “This perfectly demonstrates why this party has not provided a clear and defined blueprint to our determination to leave the European Union” Mr Hogg explained. “It has been incarcerated in seal waste since the result of the referendum, no doubt put there by pro-Remain strategists”

A spokesperson for the Conservative Party later confirmed that they were very keen to obtain the data stored on the memory stick and hoped that the information would have thawed out by the scheduled leaving date from the EU on March 29th.

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