Author: Mark Platt
34 Posts
Black Mirror viewer loses entire episode thread instantly after glancing at phone for a second
Homeowner openly declares war on neighbourhood by mowing lawn prior to 9am on a Sunday
Wood Pigeons win inaugural “God’s Most Stupid Creation” accolade
Dad who purchased first pair of Crocs © ‘finally given up in life’
Dulux to celebrate the end of Theresa May’s tenure as PM with commemorative grey colour scale
Man in Tesco Express queue too clever to need basket now in desperate need of basket
Jessica Fletcher eventually under suspicion after every weekend break she’s ever been on ends in murder
Man who proudly amassed extensive DVD collection to feign cultural nous now hugely embarrassed to display it
