
Author: Mark Platt
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Black Mirror viewer loses entire episode thread instantly after glancing at phone for a second

Homeowner openly declares war on neighbourhood by mowing lawn prior to 9am on a Sunday

Wood Pigeons win inaugural “God’s Most Stupid Creation” accolade

Dad who purchased first pair of Crocs © ‘finally given up in life’

Dulux to celebrate the end of Theresa May’s tenure as PM with commemorative grey colour scale

Man in Tesco Express queue too clever to need basket now in desperate need of basket

Jessica Fletcher eventually under suspicion after every weekend break she’s ever been on ends in murder

Man who proudly amassed extensive DVD collection to feign cultural nous now hugely embarrassed to display it
